christo-pho:

thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL

I’m a True Alpha. You have no idea what I can do.

she actually did

idkea:

idkea:

WHEN BILL NYE FIRST MET HIS DANCING WITH THE STARS COACH HE WORE A SUIT AND BROUGHT HER A LIL FLOWER IN A FLASK HOW CUTE IS THAT

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LOOK LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS Cutie

mainstreetsusa:

mom would be so proud of you

mainstreetsusa:

mom would be so proud of you

cast members from newsies attend a screening of disney’s frozen

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut